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each minute after is only $2.50 each
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Must be 18+ and the US or Canada
News & Updates
30th May
The site is live, our number is available, and we are ready to take care of all the 2 pump chumps we can handle.
26th May
Work has begun on our website. We laugh together daily about it.
19th May
3 wild babes in a chatroom talking about phone sex guys and how fast some of them get off. A dream is born.. a domain is purchased.
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Is That It? Are You Done Already?
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